haven’t been on tumblr for over a month what whaaaaat

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

(via ladylilith93)

unintentionally:

A really great thing is happening on twitter under the tag “isitchicklit” wherein classics are given blurbs to prove that literally ANY book can be classed as ‘chick lit’ and that it’s a rubbish, sexist identifier used to trivialize women and their interests.

But seriously check it out.

Some selections:

(via lemonyandbeatrice)

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

(Source: cristobalite, via lemonyandbeatrice)

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

(Source: jaclcfrost, via ladylilith93)

heart-full-of-napalm:

all these motherfuckers in erotica be talking about ‘soft curls’ like thats what pubes feel like

bitch no, unless you’re conditioning that shit or there’s just some ritual i’m missing out on that turn the pokey wiry excuse for body hair growing from ones genitals into ‘silken fibers’ that shit be on some chopped up babrie game

(via lemonyandbeatrice)

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

(via mudkipasaurus)

One of the many downsides to no internet: spending several weeks off tumblr and coming back to find people have changed their names

stahp

missing-misha:

carry-on-wayward-assbutt:

the people who write the skittles statuses are high as fuck

(Source: carry-on-wayward-assbutt, via blondiefrost)